The Toilet Paper Odyssey**
When you are looking at barren shelves at the supermarket and you know that your old newspapers and mail order catalogues have been recycled away, you have to get creative. So from my Toilet Paper Odyssy, some “helpful” ideas on making your own toilet paper:
1. Paper towels cut into quarters
3. Party napkins
4. A microfiber cloth just be sure to rinse it out every time.
5. Corn husks
6. old socks
7. an old shirt
8. pages from the phonebook
9. A copy of Gerald’s Game
10. baby wipes
**This is to be taken in fun, NONE of these items should ever be flushed into the sewer system!